Log lines for your consideration

Here are fourteen log lines for your consideration.

1. A lazy rabbit discovers the meaning of love when disco comes to his warren.
2. A gay truck driver discovers the meaning of hope when he picks up a hitchhiker with Parkinson's disease.
3. An obese ice sculptor discovers the meaning of ennui when she wakes up in an abandoned hospital.
4. An alcoholic body builder discovers the meaning of confusion when her country is invaded by the Huns.
5. A one-legged frog discovers the meaning of reconciliation when he rescues the President of France from his swamp.
6. An insomniac paralympian discovers the meaning of Doritos when he sells out for an endorsement deal.
7. A tall midget discovers the meaning of identity when passing for a regular-sized person gets him taken hostage during a bank heist.
8. A pair of Lebanese Siamese twins discover the meaning of family when an anvil falls on one of them at a construction site.
9. An unrepentant model discovers the meaning of trolling when she argues with creationists until four in the morning.
10. A homicidal waitress discovers the meaning of service with a smile when she receives a large tip from a blind pig farmer.
11. A third-world dictator discovers the meaning of Christmas when she stops passing for gay but everyone accepts her anyway.
12. A misanthropic tuna fish discovers the meaning of life when Jesus goes for a swim.
13. A sergeant major in the Lithuanian army discovers the meaning of growing up when it's revealed his parents used to molest the mailman.
14. A hedonistic fire eater discovers the meaning of "quixotic" during an encounter with an anthropomorphic dictionary.

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