Not for any legal or sensible reasons, but because
restraining orders are a great way to make money. You could take one out on
some schmuck who rides the same train to work. Then you could chase him up and
down the carriages, and if you caught him, he’d have to pay you a fine. You
could sneak up behind him on a crowded escalator and he’d have to vault the
barrier and go down on the other side to get away from you (this would have the
bonus effect of ruining his day).
The only problem is if you accidentally picked someone who
should be restrained against, in which case if you chase him he might cut you,
so always wear protection.
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