Sunday, 28 September 2014

Everyone loves ants too much.

We're always hearing about how ants can lift ten times their body weight...big deal. I can lift ten times an ant's body weight too. How come I don't get any credit?

Ant tossing an aphid's salad.

The only thing ants are good for is food. People in far distant countries squat at the opening of ant holes, pinch the heads of the ants, and eat them. Think about how long that must take: you would burn off more calories in the process of eating one ant than you would gain. People in these countries are getting fed up with ants' bullshit. I would be.

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