Breaking in the new girl

 

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NEW Video: Release the Raimi Cut

Sam Raimi's controversial masterpiece Spiderman 4 has never seen the light of day. For the first time ever I can present you with leaked footage from the supposedly scrapped project, in reality shelved by the studio after a letter-writing campaign complaining of some of its more graphic and racially charged aspects. Nonetheless, I think u will agree that Raimi's true vision warrants a reassessment, as this scene will prove. Not recommended viewing for the faint of heart.

#ReleasetheRaimicut

NEW: The Sopranos Fully Explained in 56 Seconds!

 "Ayyy" - Arthur Fonzarelli

"Ohhh" - Peter Paul "Paulie Walnuts" Gualtieri

Freddy Vs Stayvun!

 Stayvunkino is bacc on the menu:

NEW!!! The Legend of Stayvun McDaniel!!!

 

>tfw ur hair is there

NEW video on the strange case of Stayvun McDaniel, by me, on BitChute and Y**T*be. The BitChute version is a little longer as I had to trim out roughly 10 seconds of audio for YT to avoid getting assraped for copyright. WHY STAYVUN WHY

NYOO video for Halloween: EVIL of Pumpkinface!!!!

NYOO

How to pronounce heavy metal band names

This blogue is now a Wikihow.

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my first gondola :)

Gondolas are an island of peaceful contemplation in our times of trouble. I have made a Gondola to try to bring some comfort to my introspective brothers and sisters.

If everyone watched a daily Gondola, the world would be a more thoughtful place.

I Just Wanna Be Your Disco Bitch (Love Theme from Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5)

For those times when all you want is to be someone's disco bitch. Enjoy:

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Doctor Bastard: now a major You Tube creepypasta reading with a cast of thousands

Doctor Bastard is now available to make house calls in video format.

The original pasta can be found here on this very blogge.

The Horrible Adventures of Princess Oregano and the Seven Gnomes, Part One: In Which Princess Oregano Goes Missing; or, An Unexpected Horror

Being the first chapter in the heinous cycle of infamy known as the chronicles of Princess Oregano:

If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this video, please remember to like, subscribe and share before you blow your brains out all over your body pillow. Thanks.

Product testing for consumer benefit

How does this crash helmet I found measure up to some standard testing? Like and subscribe for moar nontent!!!

My predictions for the new Star Wars movie!!!!

Hello everyone!!! It's me, your favourite bastard!!! Today I will be talking about a very important news topic: the new Star Wars trailer!!!! This is important because lots of people like The Star Wars, even though it hasn't been good since 1983, when I was six!!!!!

When the first teaser trailer was revealed, in 1987, scary people who think they're going to marry Chewbacca or something dumb like that got super excited because the trailer had storm troopers in it, which is like watching the trailer for The Harry Potter and being excited that it has wizards in it, except stupider. Also some guy had a light sabre with a cross guard. I think his name was Darth Toyline.

The reason sequels to movies from 2000 years ago don't work is cause you finished the arc. Luke Sky Walker's arc concluded in Episode 8, when he fucking killed Darth Vader. Han Solo's arc killed all those Nazis. Carrie Fisher got into meth or something. There's no story left to tell. Mad Max completed his arc in Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, where he found redemption and a sense of purpose by killing gay bondage pirates. That's why The Thunder Dome was such a disappointment that I tried to hang myself (it didn't work: security asked me to leave the mall). By the way, I hope The Mad Max 4: The Fury Road doesn't suck!!!!!

The other reason The Star Wars Episode 4: The The Force Awakens is going to be rubbish is because it's made by JJ Abrams, who is a very talented filmmaker who turned The Star Trek from a utopian fable about people of all races pioneering across the universe into The Die Hard 4: Ugly Lighting, Too Many Closeups, Lens Flare And Pandering. In case you don't remember, that was the movie where Captain Kirk meets Dr Spock by running into a random ice cave.

Happy Rare Disease Day!!!

♪ Iiiit's the most wonderful tiiiime of the yeeear...♫

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