The barreleye fish is my only friend.

"Ayy lmao" - the barreleye fish

The barreleye fish has a transparent head, allowing for a great range of movement for its swivelly eyes, pictured above in green. The eyes on the front aren't really eyes, which explains their dopey expression. The barreleye is clearly the fish that likes to get high all the time, and is generally chill. I wish I lived among the barreleyes, far from people who want me to fetch them pastries or sign their kids.