Wednesday, 14 October 2015

I literally looked up how big you have to be to be a giant.

<4'10" = midget. 4'11" - 5'11" = manlet. 6' - 7' = normal. >7' = giant.

However, you must also check your BMI to make sure you're not a fatty.

<18.5 = underweight. 18.5 - 24.9 = normal. 25 - 29.9 = overweight. 30 - 39.9 = Siamese twins. >40 = Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

The category of "obese" has now been replaced by "Siamese twins" because based air lines make fat monsterpeople pay for two seats when they fly, which means that they are legally two people.

Did you like these science facts??? Leave a comment if you want more.

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