Aphorisms, truisms and pithy turn of phrases are a dime a dozen, but a real cliché is worth two in the bush.
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| What did he mean by this? |
"Since love and fear can hardly coexist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved" - Niccolò Machiavelli, on dating
"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women" - Chinggis Khan, on dating
"Alas, how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the man who's wise. This I knew well, but had forgotten, else I would not have come here" - Sophocles, on Tuesday.
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| Wow! |
"The Master said: the white tank top is to brunettes as the Baywatch swimsuit is to blondes" - Confucius, Analects
"A premature ejaculator is something a woman calls a man who keeps beating her at sex" - Pat Bastard
"Son, I'm not saying your mother is a particularly low-IQ prostitute, but we were watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarves the other day and when they first sang 'hi, ho', she replied 'hi, gnomes' to the television set. Anyway, you're adopted" - Pop Bastard, to me, yesterday
"Psycho 78, my bathroom is new/you don't go in the bathroom with me [...] I'll put a knife right in you/I'm warning you/I'll put a knife right in you/I'm warning you" - JK Rowling
"I had enough/I had it rough/I had enough of that crummy stuff/crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy stuff [...] crummy music, crummy TV/crummy people, crummy movies/like a cat caught up a tree/this could only happen to me" - Dee Dee Ramone, on life
"I was a progressive. I believe in the rights of all, including Jews. The latter got me tarnished with labels. The antisemites went to lengths. They made fake tweets by me to "prove" that I'm a racist, a TERF, an islamophobe, an ableist. They gave me a hate name - Eve Fartlow" - Eve Barlow
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| #NeverForget |
"Writing with writer's block is like pissing with a boner. You can get it out but it won't go where you want it to" - Voltaire, to Oscar Wilde, on dating
Do YOU have any favourite quotes??? Can you even READ
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