Sunday, 5 January 2020

The Man With The Golden Gun

Having fought blaxploitation Voodoo gangsters in Live And Let Die, James Bond returned to more grounded and sensible territory by facing off against a man with three nipples, a flying car, a lazer tag fetish dungeon, sumo wrestler bodyguards and a midget whom he recklessly incentivises to betray him.

This is probably the only Bond flicc to be briefly and bizarrely inspired by the aesthetics of psychedelia and German Expressionism.
The MI6 headquarters in a capsized ship gives us some underappreciated sets.

Christopher Lee is always a great baddy and Knick Knack a great henchman, and their island lair is cool enough that the less sensical elements of the story may be overlooked entirely, if you're high enough or in a really good mood, making this average out to a fun time. Britt Ekland from The Wicker Man plays an especially inept Bond girl, and possibly the best stunt in the entire series takes place in which Bond jumps a river in a car, turning 360 degrees in the air and coming to land safely, to the accompaniment of a cartoon slide whistle. At least it wasn't the Benny Hill theme.



We are forced to question, however, why Bond attempts to free himself from a sumo goon by grabbing his asscheeks with both hands. Perhaps this is a martial art that baka gaijins like myself have yet to hear of.

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