A reasoned case for going back to the 1920s.

This is something no one argues about (yet), so stay ahead of the curve with this fabulous argument for going back to the 1920s. By the way, does anyone else get sick of writing these intros that are covered by the title? Next week: a reasoned case for abolishing intros, possibly followed by everything else.

1. In the 1920s everyone dressed like they were from ancient Egypt or something.

   

   The first rule of the 1920s is Theda Bara is typical of everything in the 1920s.

2. Tech company fanboys hadn't been invented.
3. Jazz.
4. Everything was in black and white, making it colourblind-friendly.
5. The Charleston, which is the only dance I know the name of (but still can't do).
6. That guy flew round the world.
7. Lon Chaney.
8. It was permanently boom time.
9. Tommy guns are 40% cooler than modern guns.
10. The Great Gatsby. What's so great about the Gatsby, you ask? He was from the 1920s.
11. Everyone loves the 1920s.

I think you'll find this a compelling case for going backwards and reversing everything to what it was like in the 1920s. That would make me way less suicidal.