Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5

Now God, stand up for bastards.

Monday, 28 April 2025

Greatest Album of All Time of the Week: Third/Sister Lovers!

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Article theme: People Ain't No Good - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds "I want a circle of ten bathing beauties overlapping hands, but t...
Monday, 21 April 2025

Greatest Movie of All Time of the Week: Star Trek the Motion Picture!

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Article theme: A Love From Outer Space - A.R. Kane Most famously, but least interestingly, Star Trek showed us a multicultural liberal utop...
Monday, 14 April 2025

The Best of Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5!!1

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Because my bl☺g is now over a decade old and I forgot about the anniversary like a husband in a sitcom (but more importantly because I'm...
Tuesday, 8 April 2025

Greatest Movie of All Time of the Week: Excalibur!

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Article theme: Excalibur - Headstone Real Männerbund hours are now in effect. Undoubtedly the greatest cinematic treatment of the Arthuriad,...
Monday, 31 March 2025

Greatest Movie of All Time of the Week: Higher Learning!

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Aight, listen up you filthy crackkkers. This week's greatest movie of all time of the week is by a Black director (it's about time)....
Tuesday, 25 March 2025

Greatest Movie of All Time of the Week: Kontroll!

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Article theme: Downbound Train - Chuck Berry Me at the end of a workday too. In your heart of hearts, you still like Clerks. and Fight Club...
Tuesday, 18 March 2025

Greatest Movie of All Time of the Week: The Mighty Crusaders!

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Article theme: Crusader - Saxon Me and the boys gather round the sacred gaming chair (2025, colourised). The Muslim conquests started in the...
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