Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5
Now God, stand up for bastards.
Tuesday, 16 July 2019
Live and Let Die
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Spoilers throughout. After the Lay-Z-Boy debacle you might think the James Bond producers might have played it safe when introducing t...
Tuesday, 9 July 2019
Diamonds are Forever
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Spoilers I guess. The sixth Connery outing promptly ignored the absolute turd that was On Her Majesty's Secret Service , but the da...
Tuesday, 2 July 2019
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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Because we live in the tiresome era of hipsters chasing clout, George Lazenby stinkbomb On Her Majesty's Secret Service has recently b...
Sunday, 30 June 2019
Bastard role models: Tezcatlipoca
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Tezcatlipoca was the troll god of the Aztecs and would periodically destroy the world, mostly by trolling other gods so hard they deleted f...
Sunday, 23 June 2019
007 Dreams: You Only Live Twice
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As I wrote in my piece on Goldfinger , there are basically three Bondkinos that vie for first place in the lengthy series. You Only Live T...
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