Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5

Now God, stand up for bastards.

Sunday, 30 June 2019

Bastard role models: Tezcatlipoca

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Tezcatlipoca was the troll god of the Aztecs and would periodically destroy the world, mostly by trolling other gods so hard they deleted f...
Sunday, 23 June 2019

007 Dreams: You Only Live Twice

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As I wrote in my piece on Goldfinger , there are basically three Bondkinos that vie for first place in the lengthy series. You Only Live T...
Sunday, 16 June 2019

007 Dreams: Thunderball

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Thunderball is the one where based Bond murders a crossdresser at a funeral and flies to freedom on a jetpack. This is followed by the bes...
Sunday, 9 June 2019

007 Dreams: Goldfinger

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Is Goldfinger the best Bondkino? Because I am a gay nerd I ran the numbers and it's pretty much a three-way (snicker) contest between ...
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