Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5

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Thursday, 25 October 2018

Sweet Dreams: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master!!!

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We're going all the way with this. Just as Dream Warriors was the mid-80s time capsule that threw Dungeons and Dragons , hair met...
Wednesday, 24 October 2018

Sweet Dreams: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors!!!

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Spoilers below. Dream Warriors is to A Nightmare on Elm Street as Aliens is to Alien , except both are better because Ridley Scott is ...
Tuesday, 23 October 2018

Sweet Dreams: A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge!!!

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Time for the gay one!!! IDK why this font choice is so funny to me but it is. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Re...
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Monday, 22 October 2018

Sweet Dreams: A Nightmare on Elm Street!!!

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A Nightmare on Elm Street is the best kino of all time. This is the famous movie in which a burn victim with knives for fingers stalks a g...
Sunday, 26 August 2018

How to pronounce heavy metal band names

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This blogue is now a Wikihow. Any questions?
Monday, 23 July 2018

#MondayMotivation

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Friday, 13 July 2018

Thank God It's Friday The 13th: Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter!!!

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Yes, this is the one with Crispin Glover's dance. Ebin. Following his unsuccessful effort to hide out in a ba...
Saturday, 12 May 2018

Roar: The Most Insane Film Ever Made

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You all remember Timothy Treadwell, from the greatest docukino,  Grizzly Man ? Well now imagine he had fuckoff money and was married to a ...
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