Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5

Gondolas are an island of peaceful contemplation in our times of trouble. I have made a Gondola to try to bring some comfort to my introspe...

Many and varied are the slasher flicks that thick-rimmed-glasses-bedecked bloggers will claim are the great overlooked classics of the genr...

It's that time of year again: October. Unrelatedly, it's also Friday the 13th, which means I'm going to be wildly autistic abou...

I saw Slowdive live, completing my life. This is my photographemes from the show :) Pros: literally saw be...

Some may remember when I single-handedly saved the world from Moloch with my dank OC. Well, today I stumbled across an evolution of the or...

APRIL FOOL'S HAHAHA

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If your parents weren't disgusting crackheads, you will have grown up watching short animation kino The Snowman at Christmas time. No ...

As you know, Star Wars Rogue One: A Star Wars Story is out now. I have seen the webm of Darth Vader killing people with his laser sword, a...

This is the OC that won the election.

2008's Doomsday is technically a ripoff of Escape from New York , 28 Days Later , Aliens , and, I guess, King Arthur as well, but I...

For those times when all you want is to be someone's disco bitch. Enjoy: ????

FILLER! Original here .

Look at this yeti crab with its great big long monkey arms. It looks like a video game boss, not a real thing. However, the yeti cra...

The titanoboa was a 40-foot-long snake. The longest snake recorded in modern times was 25 feet. I bet the 40-foot snake could eat the 25-f...

Doctor Bastard is now available to make house calls in video format. The original pasta can be found here on this very blogge.

I hope and trust you've all caught up with the most important story of recent times. No, not Lying Ted Cruz stealing Colorado from The ...

If you haven't watched Nightcrawler , but have watched anything else from the last several years, you should be banned from cinemas bec...

April Fool's Day is an ancient tradition in which people fuck with one another in the most mean-spirited ways possible. It is like ever...

It seems like a lot of people hitchhiked in old movies and in the 1950s and 60s. Why did this lost enterprise so suddenly vanish from the w...

The first weeks of your therapy went better than expected. You would easily recommend this guy to anybody, unfortunate name withstandin...

"Well we found a peanut all right...a peanut of death!" - Cop It's Valentine's Day, and how better to celebrate th...