Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5

Look at this yeti crab with its great big long monkey arms. It looks like a video game boss, not a real thing. However, the yeti cra...

The titanoboa was a 40-foot-long snake. The longest snake recorded in modern times was 25 feet. I bet the 40-foot snake could eat the 25-f...

Doctor Bastard is now available to make house calls in video format. The original pasta can be found here on this very blogge.

I hope and trust you've all caught up with the most important story of recent times. No, not Lying Ted Cruz stealing Colorado from The ...

If you haven't watched Nightcrawler , but have watched anything else from the last several years, you should be banned from cinemas bec...

April Fool's Day is an ancient tradition in which people fuck with one another in the most mean-spirited ways possible. It is like ever...

It seems like a lot of people hitchhiked in old movies and in the 1950s and 60s. Why did this lost enterprise so suddenly vanish from the w...

The first weeks of your therapy went better than expected. You would easily recommend this guy to anybody, unfortunate name withstandin...

"Well we found a peanut all right...a peanut of death!" - Cop It's Valentine's Day, and how better to celebrate th...

Being the first chapter in the heinous cycle of infamy known as the chronicles of Princess Oregano: If you have been affected by any ...

It's been there for six months now. Every time I open the door I try not to look at it. I must have bought it when I arrived. I think...

As you know, Glengarry Glen Ross is the greatest movie ever made. Everything about it, from the cast to the set design to the cinematograp...

Neon Maniacs seems like it was adapted from, or meant to spawn, a merchandising franchise like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I say thi...

There's nothing inside this big pyramid (Memphis, TN). I'm a bastard who likes to travel. I believe it broadens the mind and...