Friday, 12 February 2016

The Horrible Adventures of Princess Oregano and the Seven Gnomes, Part One: In Which Princess Oregano Goes Missing; or, An Unexpected Horror

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Being the first chapter in the heinous cycle of infamy known as the chronicles of Princess Oregano: If you have been affected by any ...
Monday, 1 February 2016

The Thing in the Fridge

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It's been there for six months now. Every time I open the door I try not to look at it. I must have bought it when I arrived. I think...
Monday, 25 January 2016

Great moments in Glengarry Glen Ross

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As you know, Glengarry Glen Ross is the greatest movie ever made. Everything about it, from the cast to the set design to the cinematograp...
Friday, 15 January 2016

Neon Maniacs!

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Neon Maniacs seems like it was adapted from, or meant to spawn, a merchandising franchise like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I say thi...
Monday, 28 December 2015

Travel 3: MOAR

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There's nothing inside this big pyramid (Memphis, TN). I'm a bastard who likes to travel. I believe it broadens the mind and...
Friday, 18 December 2015

Told you.

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Get rekt Jar Jar Star Wars 7 was a remake of the first one and was shit , as I predicted .
Monday, 14 December 2015

Deadly Blessing!

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Deadly Blessing stars Ernest Borgnine as an Amish-style cult leader and has a scene where a spider falls into Sharon Stone's mouth. Th...
Friday, 11 December 2015

This man got a neck brace and hasn't looked back since!

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It was a pun. There is no man. There's no content either. I'm busy. Go find a ball and play with that. If you can't find a ball...
Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Superman always wears red overpants.

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Living in the Berenstain Universe , where everything sucks, you may have noticed that contemporary "Superman" depictions have no ...