Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5

Now God, stand up for bastards.

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

The Legend of Storybook Vale

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Hey kids it's time for a story. Once upon a time, Papa Bear and his wife, Tallulah Bear (Mama Bear had left him in the winter of ...
Wednesday, 19 August 2015

Razorback!!!

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Have you ever wanted to watch a really stupidly well-made movie about a great big giant pig that eats everybody, like Lena Dunham? Well Raz...
Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Mad Max Ripoffs: World Gone Wild!!!

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World Gone Wild opens with the one thing even The Road Warrior was fundamentally missing: hair metal. In this world (gone wild), oh, let...
Wednesday, 5 August 2015

Product testing for consumer benefit

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How does this crash helmet I found measure up to some standard testing? Like and subscribe for moar nontent!!!
Wednesday, 29 July 2015

Has this ever happened to you?

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Where you're asleep, and you're dreaming about something funny, and you laugh yourself awake, and it's early morning so you...
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Wednesday, 22 July 2015

Finally, I found my new home.

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Yes.
Friday, 17 July 2015

Mad Max Ripoffs: Raiders of the Sun!!!

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It is a consistent rule of post-apocalypse movies that whatever is in shortest supply is used most recklessly. Mad Max and The Road Warrio...
Monday, 13 July 2015

Album review: LIE: The Love And Terror Cult, by Charles Manson

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Hey folks it's that time of year again!!! The time when I review an album of music for your listening pleasure. Today's album is a ...
Friday, 10 July 2015

Trolling at the Movies: Pumpkin!!!

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Hello friends! You may not have heard of Pumpkin , because no one has. I've never met someone who's seen Pumpkin , and I think it...
Wednesday, 8 July 2015

I found a site that lets you map out the effects of a nuke.

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Here you go: http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ It must be nice to have a bastard like me give you all the best links on the inter net....
Saturday, 4 July 2015

Movie Independence Day Presents: ***!!South of Heaven!!***

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South of Heaven is the best movie ever. Make Your Own Monument Valley: $4.99 at Bastardmart. Like Streets of Fire , South of Heave...
Friday, 3 July 2015

Mad Max Ripoffs: Wheels of Fire!!!

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Time for another Mad Max ripoff, my pretties. This one is fondly remembered by genre fans for the topless lady who becomes a living hood o...
Wednesday, 1 July 2015

"Humongous future in greeting cards" is the "I coulda been a contender" of St Elmo's Fire.

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Remember St Elmo's Fire ? The people in that movie thought the future was gonna be so great, because it was the 80s. Haha, fools.
Monday, 29 June 2015

The British rail network is a joke.

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Video: a train recently leaking. Britain confirmed for third world country. The rail network in Britbongistan is the oldest in the ...
Friday, 26 June 2015

12 rebel flags too hot for public viewing!!!

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Wednesday, 24 June 2015

Mad Max Ripoffs: The New Barbarians!!!

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Mad Max  and  The Road Warrior  were among the most important movies of the late 70s and early 80s, a golden age in which the trashy and th...
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