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Tezcatlipoca was the troll god of the Aztecs and would periodically destroy the world, mostly by trolling other gods so hard they deleted f...

I hope and trust you've all caught up with the most important story of recent times. No, not Lying Ted Cruz stealing Colorado from The ...

As you know , I am a fan of Jack the Ripper and associated mythology. I read The Final Solution (which is the one about how the Freemason...

Thought you ran out of good horror movies years ago? Never seen a good found footage movie after The Blair Witch Project ? Under 6 feet tal...

<4'10" = midget. 4'11" - 5'11" = manlet. 6' - 7' = normal. >7' = giant. However, you must ...

Hey folks it's that time of year again!!! The time when I review an album of music for your listening pleasure. Today's album is a ...

In this article I struggle to articulate why, contrary to everything you've been told, hair metal is great and people who don't lik...

Lee Ving was the lead singer in Fear. Fear is a band about beer and hating people. Fear is awesome. They have such varied and interesting m...

You're looking for the one who fucked your mom? It's not him. Dave Wyndorf is the guy from Monster Magnet. Monster Magnet is so...

Hello campers! Let me tell you a story of a young boy who overcame deformity and retardation to become one of history's most beloved ma...

Sun Tzu was an awesome bastard during the "Spring And Autumn Period" of Chinese history, because in China, Summer doesn't hap...

Put this on your play list. Be sure to play it backwards until you can hear my voice. I'll tell you what to do. Anything by Anal ...

Everyone knows Basil Fawlty, the lovable hotel owner who violently beats his staff, locks guests in cupboards, and otherwise lays down the ...

WARNING! This post contains spoilers for several 500-year-old plays. Edmund is the best character in King Lear , a play about a king wh...

Dr Octagon is a pink-afro'd, green-skinned, skull-faced gynaecologist invented by stark staring batshit loon and genius Kool Keith. The...

Grey Seer Thanquol's contributions to bastardry are many and varied. Thanquol is a Skaven (rat-man) from the city of Skavenblight, in S...

WARNING: This post contains MASSIVE FUCKING SPOILERS for a show you should DEFINITELY HAVE SEEN by now. Tony Soprano is the gold standard...

My role model is Jabba the Hutt. Some people think Jabba the Hutt is a vile gangster, but I think Jabba the Hutt has many good qualitie...

Braco , known as the Gazer, is a Croatian man who stares at people. He is way more popular than most of the artists in your music library, ...

A few years ago, I published an article  about the then-current Jack the Ripper identity. I have no idea if this theory is still popular, o...