Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5

Spoilers throughout. One year after bowing out on a high note with the still-classic-feeling Part 4 , Friday the 13th entertainingly s...

RIP based spoopy movie man. You could be forgiven for tuning out (of life) after Freddy's Dead , and audiences at the time did (th...

A Nightmare on Elm Street is the best kino of all time. This is the famous movie in which a burn victim with knives for fingers stalks a g...

Every Friday the 13th two things happen: Jason goes on a killing spree, and I write an article in tribute to him. This time our subject is ...

Doctor Bastard is now available to make house calls in video format. The original pasta can be found here on this very blogge.

The first weeks of your therapy went better than expected. You would easily recommend this guy to anybody, unfortunate name withstandin...

It's been there for six months now. Every time I open the door I try not to look at it. I must have bought it when I arrived. I think...

As you know , I am a fan of Jack the Ripper and associated mythology. I read The Final Solution (which is the one about how the Freemason...

Thought you ran out of good horror movies years ago? Never seen a good found footage movie after The Blair Witch Project ? Under 6 feet tal...

Have you ever wanted to watch a really stupidly well-made movie about a great big giant pig that eats everybody, like Lena Dunham? Well Raz...

Hey folks it's that time of year again!!! The time when I review an album of music for your listening pleasure. Today's album is a ...

Have Hugh ever wondered how to write an academic paper? What with the vertiginous standards of contemporary writing out there, no one woul...

Hi everybody. My favourite politically correct term is "differently abled". This is a good and accurate term for people in wheelc...

The Intruder is a movie about everybody dying in a supermarket. Despite this, it is slightly more good than depressing. I may be a gr...