Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5

Some may remember when I single-handedly saved the world from Moloch with my dank OC. Well, today I stumbled across an evolution of the or...

Living in the Berenstain Universe , where everything sucks, you may have noticed that contemporary "Superman" depictions have no ...

Batman Vs Superman: Yawn of Justice recently received a brand new trailer which is every bit as lame as the previous one. Beer helmet enth...

So the new trailer confirms everything I knew would happen about Starwars 7: The Goatse Widens . Jar Jar Abrams has apparently directed th...

Have Hugh ever wondered how to write an academic paper? What with the vertiginous standards of contemporary writing out there, no one woul...

Hello everyone!!! It's me, your favourite bastard!!! Today I will be talking about a very important news topic: the new Star Wars ...

Hi everybody. My favourite politically correct term is "differently abled". This is a good and accurate term for people in wheelc...

As you know, I can't watch Top Gear  anymore because the BBC threw all its toys out of its pram again. TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson has...

I was looking over trailers for upcoming movies recently, and I realised that an important strain or permutation of the filmic form has die...

Circumlocutory assholes on the interwebs are getting upset that nobody wants to read their pontifications, a point of view expressed since ...