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Tezcatlipoca was the troll god of the Aztecs and would periodically destroy the world, mostly by trolling other gods so hard they deleted f...

Is Goldfinger the best Bondkino? Because I am a gay nerd I ran the numbers and it's pretty much a three-way (snicker) contest between ...

Doctor Bastard is now available to make house calls in video format. The original pasta can be found here on this very blogge.

The first weeks of your therapy went better than expected. You would easily recommend this guy to anybody, unfortunate name withstandin...

Thought you ran out of good horror movies years ago? Never seen a good found footage movie after The Blair Witch Project ? Under 6 feet tal...

Hey folks it's that time of year again!!! The time when I review an album of music for your listening pleasure. Today's album is a ...

Lee Ving was the lead singer in Fear. Fear is a band about beer and hating people. Fear is awesome. They have such varied and interesting m...

You're looking for the one who fucked your mom? It's not him. Dave Wyndorf is the guy from Monster Magnet. Monster Magnet is so...

Sun Tzu was an awesome bastard during the "Spring And Autumn Period" of Chinese history, because in China, Summer doesn't hap...

Everyone knows Basil Fawlty, the lovable hotel owner who violently beats his staff, locks guests in cupboards, and otherwise lays down the ...

WARNING! This post contains spoilers for several 500-year-old plays. Edmund is the best character in King Lear , a play about a king wh...

Dr Octagon is a pink-afro'd, green-skinned, skull-faced gynaecologist invented by stark staring batshit loon and genius Kool Keith. The...

The strangest thing happened last night. I had just been fired from my job as desk clerk at Mr Potter's nuclear power plant for imperso...

Grey Seer Thanquol's contributions to bastardry are many and varied. Thanquol is a Skaven (rat-man) from the city of Skavenblight, in S...

WARNING: This post contains MASSIVE FUCKING SPOILERS for a show you should DEFINITELY HAVE SEEN by now. Tony Soprano is the gold standard...

So I was in the nursing home, convincing the Alzheimer's patients I was their son, when I heard the sound of a car crash on the street ...

They should hang this in schools.

My role model is Jabba the Hutt. Some people think Jabba the Hutt is a vile gangster, but I think Jabba the Hutt has many good qualitie...

Before I begin, I'd like to reveal to you a bit of background that will help you understand this story. You see I always identified wit...